the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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