i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
is that a dick in a sweater?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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