the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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