I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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