Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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