So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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