soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
