11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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