but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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