I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
whose ass print is on the piano?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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