Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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