clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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