you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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