is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
the liver wants what the liver wants
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
