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somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs

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Should I have kids to fix a relationship??

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We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.

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My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.

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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow

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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me

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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....

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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.

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I have to touch the horse lube. :-(

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