you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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