He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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