brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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