S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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