32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Its about making memories worth repressing
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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