im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
