Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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