His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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