So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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