Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
