Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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