Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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