It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
