i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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