By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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