There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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