I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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