im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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