walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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