I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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