Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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