Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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