how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
People in love make me want to vomit
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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