Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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