i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My cat gives me a boner
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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