is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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