This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Is it because I queefed?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So many bounce houses so little time
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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