Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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