1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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