Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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