marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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