So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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