Fuck appropriateness.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
