why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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