I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Randomize
