: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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