she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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