By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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